got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
