the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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