i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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