I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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