so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
There are leaves in my underwear?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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