drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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