I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Randomize
