I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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