would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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