Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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