so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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