:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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