after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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