He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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