Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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