fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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