So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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