We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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