yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
dude. I can hear the air.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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