I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
50% drunk capacity currently
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I love you. Go after that dick
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