I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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