whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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