this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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