There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
jump out the window naked night went bad
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