i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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