You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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