I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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