I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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