Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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