So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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