curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Randomize
