so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
