Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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