covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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