I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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