How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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