so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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