I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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