Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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