Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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