just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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