I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
i need some magic done to my vagina
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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