I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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