Apparently you make a good broom.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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