i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
