ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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