Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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