You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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