Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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