Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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