id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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