This girl is more easily done than said...
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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